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The Dark Fiddler
Hello, and welcome to the fourth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, and here.

Or, if you don't wish to read through all 149 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.

Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!

When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!

New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.

Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!

Banners: See here for the entire list of banners

Tables:
Click here to view the tables

Lira
See here to read the index

Lira
See here to view the art index

Zanaril
*takes a deep breath*

Aah, there's nothing like the smell of a new thread.

mizzim
New thread! Yay!

CoffeeIncluded
*Groans* Aargh, I go to the bathroom and it's already posted…

In any case, can anyone pass me the grape juice?

And shameless advertising ahoy; I started an OOTS-style webcomic called Murphy's Law. Check it out: Link

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Zanaril - *takes a deep breath*

Aah, there's nothing like the smell of a new thread.Indeed…

Now that this is done, I'd like to ask again if anybody'd be up to drawing a banner for the runner up in the contest, and if anybody would like to be a judge (obviously, you can't enter then).

I'm off to play Nethack now.

I will get past level 2, I swear it!

Zanaril

Quote - The Dark Fiddler - Now that this is done, I'd like to ask again if anybody'd be up to drawing a banner for the runner up in the contest, and if anybody would like to be a judge (obviously, you can't enter then).

I'm up for being a judge!
Kyuubi
Did Cracklord ever finish that crack pairing I asked for?

Water-Smurf
Mmm. We've outgrown many of our fellow forum legends.

And I'm severely hung over. (I've gotta stop drinking at the end of the threads…)

Zanaril, what did you put in there? I feel funny…

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Water-Smurf - Mmm. We've outgrown many of our fellow forum legends.

And I'm severely hung over. (I've gotta stop drinking at the end of the threads…)

Zanaril, what did you put in there? I feel funny…Yes, yes we have. And no sign of stopping, either!

I'm so proud!

Zanaril

Quote - Water-Smurf - Zanaril, what did you put in there? I feel funny…

Just a little something I bought from a back-alley alchemist last time I was in Greysky City.

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Zanaril - Just a little something I bought from a back-alley alchemist last time I was in Greysky City.

You're evil, Zanaril. Love is not an emotion to be toyed with.

Except when we write fics about it.

BatRobin
New thread, goodie goodie.

We revolve in infamy.

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - BatRobin - New thread, goodie goodie.

We [s]revolve[s] revel in infamy.
That's thread 5, BatRobin. You're a bit ahead of the curve.

Don't worry, you're not that far ahead. Only another 49 pages or so to go.

silversaraph
I have nothing inherently useful to say.

YAY FOR THREAD FOUR!

Zanaril
V x Julio Scoundrel - Click here to read

*yawn* Tired. Going to bed now.

I might look at this on the other side of the morning and decide I hate it, but that's the way things go.

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Zanaril - I might look at this on the other side of the morning and decide I hate it, but that's the way things go.

I enjoyed it, if that means anything.

Aaron

Quote - Zanaril - Just a little something I bought from a back-alley alchemist last time I was in Greysky City.

Well, I know for a fact that Water Smurf's condition will only last a few more hours. *hides recently acquired bag of coins behind back*

Hooray for the new thread!!!

Lycan 01
Woo, new thread!

BatRobin

Quote - The Dark Fiddler - That's thread 5, BatRobin. You're a bit ahead of the curve.

Don't worry, you're not that far ahead. Only another 49 pages or so to go.
Just making sure someone remembered. XD

YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

V x Julio Scoundrel - Click here to read

*yawn* Tired. Going to bed now.

I might look at this on the other side of the morning and decide I hate it, but that's the way things go.
*douses brain in bleach*

*and Pikachu Blood*

Pikachu Blood is more effective.

Ohcrud, double post. Sorry.

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - mizzim - tiasAl, and sounds good. *writes up fic*

"Wuhh? Wha' happened?" Water-smurf was just waking up, and she had a severe hangover. She noticed a green blob in the corner of her over-blurry vision. "Huhh? Who's ther? who're yu? U look fumiliur…" she trailed off. even in her state, she could recognize the purple hair and light green skin of one of her favorite characters. "Tiusal? Izzat you? I thoug tha you were mayd up."
"Who are you?" Tiasal asked. "what are you doing her-" she was cut off as a potion popped out of the wall and promptly forced itself down her throat. A belt also popped out of the wall and clipped around her waist. there was a flash of light, and she changed genders. He looked at Water-smurf differently. "Would you like to make out?" He asked.
"Sure."
Nine months later, Water-smurf had gained a lot of weight. She didn't know why, but one morning, she woke up, and there was a strange, purple-haired, tusked, creature, with green-blue skin and a white hat, on her bed. She screamed.
do you like it? I'll post it in the new thread too.

*Loves how people continue to post in the old thread, even after the new thread is here*

I don't think you portrayed Water-smurf accurately. Even under the effects of a love potion, I doubt she'd do that.

Also, Tiasal probably wouldn't either, but who knows.

Quote - BatRobin - Pikachu Blood is more effective.

You could say it's….

SUPER EFFECTIVE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

mizzim

Quote - The Dark Filddler - *Loves how people continue to post in the old thread, even after the new thread is here*

I don't think you portrayed Water-smurf accurately. Even under the effects of a love potion, I doubt she'd do that.

Also, Tiasal probably wouldn't either, but who knows.
well, I wasn't quite sure how to portray either of them. Water-smurf was drunk, so I did my best with what I think that she would act like, but Tiasal? I was just going blindly.

Dark_Stryke

The Dark Fiddler - You could say it's….

SUPER EFFECTIVE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I wondered how fast someone would post this.

And I'm immensely disappointed I wasn't able to do it first.

DarkElfGangsta
I'm stuck with my nale x Julia. anyone got any tips to kamehmeha this writer's block? I got most of it figured out, I need a plot device better then what I have…(julia seducing nale to go free…)

Kyronea

Quote - DarkElfGangsta - I'm stuck with my nale x Julia. anyone got any tips to kamehmeha this writer's block? I got most of it figured out, I need a plot device better then what I have…(julia seducing nale to go free…)

Julia seducing Nale to go free, then when they're finished with their first torrid tangle, she goes back for seconds. With a whip.

Silverraptor
Wow. A new thread already. We're now offically ahead of the OOTS fanservice in the art-thread. Now all we need to do is beat the non-OOTS fanservice thread comibined and we are really in great shape!

By the way, I think their needs to be a better organizing index system, Lira. Maybe put it in sections based on artists names and put them in spoilers like:

A-F
Spoiler
You get the idea.

G-L
Spoiler
And so on, and so forth

M-R
Spoiler
Why can't I stop this?

S-Z
Spoiler
Help! I'm being forced to continue against my will! Oh wait… I'm at the end of the alphabet. *Whew*

1-9
Spoiler
Oh You've *GOT* To Be Kidding Me!!!!!

Monzach
Aah, I love the smell of a new thread in the morning. Smells like…victory.

I loved the VxJulio story. Julio Scoundrél was, to me, really depicted as the kind of smarmy guy that he should be seen as.

Saeyan
At least I get in on the first page.

But aww, nobody missed me /snif

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