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Aaron

Quote - Silverraptor - Wow. A new thread already. We're now offically ahead of the OOTS fanservice in the art-thread. Now all we need to do is beat the non-OOTS fanservice thread comibined and we are really in great shape!

Hooray!!! *hold up cider glass* Cheers!

Quote - Silverraptor - (Silverraptor's idea for splitting up the archives)

Umm…you forgot numbers 10 to 100 (in groups of ten)

Zanaril

Quote - BatRobin - *douses brain in bleach*

You really needed the brain bleach after that?

Quote - Saeyan - But aww, nobody missed me /snif

I missed you!

Quote - Aaron - Umm…you forgot numbers 10 to 100 (in groups of ten)

I'ts only the first digit that counts.

Except when you're teasing Silverraptor…

Taekwondodo
Damn! I had hoped to have my story finished by the time the new thread was up but my plot bunny has grown tentacles and taken to attacking ships (plot kraken?). It should be finished soon but then again I have to read it through and type it up and I know there will be bits I want to change so don't hold your breath.

Nice story Zanaril, both were in character vocally but I don't see V as someone who would get drunk.

Cire II
I think I'll give this a try,
So… Miko, Durkon and they are snowed in OK
Click here to read
What do people think?

Taekwondodo
It was OK but a spell checking program will probably serve you well in any future writing projects.

Cire II
Yeh I didn't realy look over it and just made it up as I whent along. -I will probably go over it again and fix any mistakes-.I have fixed them.

Taekwondodo
Actually, now I'm not distracted by bad spelling (:D) it's really very good! Quite sweet.

Cire II
Thank you that means a lot, realy.

Aaron

Quote - Zanaril - I'ts only the first digit that counts. Except when you're teasing Silverraptor…

mm,in that case… numbers 10 to 1000 (also, in groups of ten)

Quote - Cire II - I think I'll give this a try, So… Miko, Durkon and they are snowed in OK Click here to read What do people think?

It's great. Too bad they would forget about it.

Cire II
Maybe I could add some more of Durkons "memories", later.

Zanaril

Quote - Taekwondodo - Nice story Zanaril, both were in character vocally but I don't see V as someone who would get drunk.

Not drunk. Marginally intoxicated as to impair motor function.

ClericOfBelker
WOOT! New thread!
Spoiler: Bottle of Brain Bleach 10 GP

Bottle of P. Blood 25 GP

Love Potion 100 GP

Making a pairing with Watersmurf Priceless

Silverraptor

Quote - Aaron - Hmm,in that case… numbers 10 to 1000 (also, in groups of ten)





..Both of you, start running.

*Pulls out blood-soaked knives*

Kyronea
See, what most intrigues me about this is that the knives were already blood-soaked.

Just what have you been doing?

Aaron

Quote - Silverraptor - Both of you, start running. *Pulls out blood-soaked knives*

*Starts running and casts Freedom of Movement*

Quote - Kyronea - See, what most intrigues me about this is that the knives were already blood-soaked. Just what have you been doing?

…*skids to a short stop* wait…what?! *casts air walk, and air runs away*

DarkElfGangsta
almost done! but i want to have thog come in right at the end and do something silly, like barging in dressed as cloud and singing grace Kelly. is that allowed under the crack pairings thread?

…wait, what's going on here?
*looks around, sees the drooling screaming madman chasing people*

Oh! hey Belkar! thought you'd be shorter!

Sstoopidtallkid
Since we aren't allowed to end it with explicit sex, comedy is basically the only option IMHO. At the least, it isn't forbidden.

If you're worried about having several characters, don't be. I'm personally surprised we haven't seen The Snarl/Everyone yet.

Dark_Stryke

Quote - Sstoopidtallkid - I'm personally surprised we haven't seen The Snarl/Everyone yet.

I actually took a stab at this one, but then I realized I was just ripping off Futurama's "The Beast with a Billion Backs". Like, line by line. I even called Elan "Fry" a couple times.

Zanaril
Hey Fiddler, if your still planning on running a competition, I've got an idea: Christmas themed pairing stories!

Misletoe! Snow! Ice-skating! Unwanted anonymous presents!

Quote - Sstoopidtallkid - Since we aren't allowed to end it with explicit sex, comedy is basically the only option IMHO.

Or squicking people out.

Or both at the same time.

That said, you can get a lot done with PG-13…

From the character equations thread:

Quote - Poil - So now we're just waiting for V to show up in Roy's room with an interesting proposal on how to survive the final clash with Xykon?

These people do know about this thread, right?

Cracklord
New thread. Hi all.

Suppose I better start writing again…

Define explicate. No really. Quoting that piece of literature, My immortal:
No. L can't. Amway, despite gratuitous sex, I would not call that explicate. In any way. While I know authors who only need to hint.

I mean, I can easily do R-rated stuff by hinting and letting your minds fill in the rest.

Zanaril
Welcome back!

Would you like something to drink?

Cracklord
A shot of The tears of children who have lost their innocence, on the rocks, with a slice of lemon.
Bu nothing stronger. I'm off the heavy stuff.
Don't want to lose my girlish build.

Zanaril

Quote - Cracklord - The tears of children who have lost their innocence.

Straight up or on the rocks?

Cracklord
I just edited…
On the rocks.

Anyway, expect my contribution up tomorrow. I get to kill Belkar again!
Then, V as a champion of Slaanesh forcing Kyrie to come back to him/her.
Then (unfortunately) I'll need a new plot bunny. Perhaps O-Chul x Freya.

Hey, who won the squickies?

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Zanaril Hey Fiddler, if your still planning on running a competition, I've got an idea: Christmas themed pairing stories! Misletoe! Snow! Ice-skating! Unwanted anonymous presents!

Not quite what I had in mind, but that could very easily work.

It's too early for me to remember, did anybody volunteer to make the art prize(s) yet?

Zanaril

Quote - Cracklord - I just edited… On the rocks. Then (unfortunately) I'll need a new plot bunny. Perhaps O-Chul x Freya.

*hands Cracklord a glass full of ice and tears. There is a slice of lemon floating in it, and a curl of lemon rind adorns the side of the glass* *Zanaril keeps the now half-empty vial of love potion carefully out of sight*

<insert O-Chuck joke about fertility>

Water-Smurf

Quote - Cracklord - Define explicate. No really. Quoting that piece of literature, My immortal: No. L can't. Amway, despite gratuitous sex, I would not call that explicate. In any way. While I know authors who only need to hint. I mean, I can easily do R-rated stuff by hinting and letting your minds fill in the rest.

I'd like a definition of 'explicit' as well (and yes, I realize that it's a joke). I just wrote something and I'm trying to figure out if it's R or PG-13.

Is it okay if we do explicit tail/wing stroking for succubi and ear stroking for elves? But everyone keeps their clothes on?

ClericOfBelker

Quote - Zanaril - *Zanaril keeps the now half-empty vial of love potion carefully out of sight*

*Waits while Cracklord chugs the tears*
*Saps Cracklord*

Spoiler: "What whrere am I?" groaned Cracklord "What are you doing here Zan- Mnph!"
Zanrill had cut him off with a kiss.

5 Min. Earlier_

"We'll never do it You twisted fiends!" Shouted a tied-up Vaarsuvius
"Speak for your self ears! Is she hot?" Said Belkar
"IT'LL NEVER WORK! The 12 Gods protect me from your evil spells!" Said Miko
"SILENCE!" Yelled Zanrill before going behind a glass panel "RELEASE THE LOVE GAS!"

As pink gas filled the room, Watersmurf opened a door and walked up to Zanrill, still under the afects of the champange.
"Boy is it hot in here…" she moaned "Ooo! A window!"
"DON'T!!!" Zanrill shouted as Watersmurf opened the glass
"NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"

"The Love Gas is relesed, sir" said Random Hobgoblin No. 13459
"Good!" Said Dark Fiddiler "Let them at Cracklord!"

Whoops! Sorry Zanarill! ssssssssss…
*sniffs* Do you smell something?

Lira

Quote - Water-Smurf - Is it okay if we do explicit tail/wing stroking for succubi and ear stroking for elves? But everyone keeps their clothes on?

That sounds fine to me.

The Dark Fiddler

Quote - Zanaril - *Zanaril keeps the now half-empty vial of love potion carefully out of sight*

You get four doses per vial?

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