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01-02-2010, 09:53 AM #391
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Here is Mr Scruffy x (GS)Lord Shojo/ Kidnapping. I call it:

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I laughed. My cat thought it was unrealistic (when a cat wants you, you *hear* it).
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01-02-2010, 10:07 AM #392
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
That also made me laugh. And happy I don't have a cat.

EDIT: On a random note, what do you think Roy carries in his pockets? He doesn't seem the type to carry string, and that's all I can think of.
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01-02-2010, 11:22 AM #393
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Actually, that's my current project, but it's really slow-going. Speaking of which, can anyone think of a general term for a place of worship? The only one I can think of is church, which isn't what I'm going for.

@ Coffee: That stinks. Having brothers with issues is not fun in any sense of the word.

Also, just for future reference, I am also female.
How about Tempel?
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01-02-2010, 11:24 AM #394
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How about Tempel?
You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?
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01-02-2010, 11:35 AM #395
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You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?
Abbey is another possibility, although both sound Christian to my ears. I'd decide what it looks like and go from there. Temple is probably the most generic; shrine if it's smaller, Grand Temple if it's large.
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01-02-2010, 12:02 PM #396
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You mean Temple.

Cathedral maybe?
Whooops….

God I have a bad day… week.
I want to write something with pitchfoorks and torches. Any suggestion's?
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01-02-2010, 12:04 PM #397
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Yeah, I'm gonna use temple. Thanks, everyone. I'm probably going to jinx it by saying it, but my writers' block seems to have disappeared! Hooray! *scurries off to write before it returns*
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01-02-2010, 12:15 PM #398
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And speaking of Viagra, it's a good thing that V's got 18 intelligence…
I experience the dread you get before a horrible pun, but… why is it a good thing to have 18 intelligence around Viagra?
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01-02-2010, 12:19 PM #399
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So why is V so popular in this thread?

Face it, we're all nerds here and that typically implies two things - high intelligence and low social competence.

What do you think of the analysis?
Funny thing. I consider myself a Nerd (with capital N). But other people don't agree.
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I want to write something with pitchfoorks and torches. Any suggestion's?
Crowd: You did what with that girl?!?

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01-02-2010, 12:46 PM #401
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Funny thing. I consider myself a Nerd (with capital N). But other people don't agree.
Don't worry - I'll call you a nerd if you really want to. NERD!

BTW, have we named a thread "Elves Gone Wild" yet?
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“Well, science doesn’t know everything.” Well, science knows it doesn’t know everything, otherwise it would stop … But just because science doesn’t know everything doesn’t mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairytale most appeals to you.”
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01-02-2010, 12:51 PM #402
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Don't worry - I'll call you a nerd if you really want to. NERD!

BTW, have we named a thread "Elves Gone Wild" yet?
We have Crack Pairings VIII - We Need a Half-Elf Template with a note in the OP stating "Because if it doesn't end in Elven sex, we're doing something wrong."
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01-02-2010, 01:17 PM #403
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Loved the cracktasticness of the Zz'Dtri x Giant Devil and Shojo x Scruffy fics!

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Asta/V?
How about V/All the Crackficcers?

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01-02-2010, 01:32 PM #404
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Actauly whenever I fantazize about torture and murder its like whenever you read one of those fanfics. If haley has a Bisectuality hiding in the corner then I have madness.
Anyway my next planned plan has to do with skellotens liches and the TV show "He Man"

This one is called "Dancing With Madness"

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Crowd: You did what with that girl?!?

I mean in the terms of the monster being good and the humans killing it because it's a monster. But that one has it charms… I will think about it.
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01-02-2010, 02:33 PM #406
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This one is called "Dancing With Madness"

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Are you sure you're posting these in the right thread? This is the Crack Parings Thread and these pictures aren't very crack pairing-y.
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01-02-2010, 02:35 PM #407
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Well, yeah, that's probably an even bigger reason.

Though I'd beg V to teach me magic so I can basically wreck physics.

Asta/V?
Only if V is female. Otherwise my vengeance shall be terrible.
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01-02-2010, 02:35 PM #408
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Are you sure you're posting these in the right thread? This is the Crack Parings Thread and these pictures aren't very crack pairing-y.
Yeah, No More Crazy me Pics. Only Xycon/Skellator.
Just somebody asked about a Belkar Imitation and this is a reply "That Wasnt an imitation, that was me".
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01-02-2010, 02:44 PM #409
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I hate writers block. I don't even know why I have it… I try but it always get to dark and CrackLordy… Not that your stories are bad I just don't want to write of yours. It took me five minutes to write this.
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01-02-2010, 02:54 PM #410
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How's your brother Coffee.
He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.

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I experience the dread you get before a horrible pun, but… why is it a good thing to have 18 intelligence around Viagra?
This is why.
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He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.
I can't belive he did that. Really?

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This is why.
"Neck snaps"
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01-02-2010, 03:02 PM #412
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I can't believe he did that. Really?
Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.

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"Neck snaps"
Uhm…What kind of "Neck snap" is that?
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01-02-2010, 03:04 PM #413
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Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.

Uhm…What kind of "Neck snap" is that?
The kind I probaly should see a cleric about… Not one of Belkar. I don't think they heal.
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01-02-2010, 03:09 PM #414
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The kind I probaly should see a cleric about… Not one of Belkar. I don't think they heal.
No, was it one of terror? How stupid ARE those people?
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01-02-2010, 03:11 PM #415
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No, was it one of terror? How stupid ARE those people?
One caused by My fellow men just got a new low.
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One of my fellow men just got a new low.
Which of the two? And would this make a good plot device?
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Which of the two? And would this make a good plot device?
A: Both.
B: Yes.
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01-02-2010, 03:23 PM #418
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A: Both.
B: Yes.
Awesome! Squicktastic inspiration! How's your writer's block now?
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01-02-2010, 03:28 PM #419
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There's a spell in a Swedish RPG (Eon) that's called something like "Malkazar's Mighty Monolith." It resulted from the writers asking themselves what a 90-year old wizard would really want.

And yes, there is a version for female wizards as well, called something like "Katja's Unbridled Lust."
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01-02-2010, 03:30 PM #420
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Yes. Unfortunately, he did.

Luckily if there was any gravel that got stuck in my eye it missed my iris, pupil, and cornea. In any case, now I'm going to the ophthalmologist next week.
What I don't understand is this - you are 16 and he's 12. So you should be quite a lot taller and bigger than him. And you've been (are?) on the school swimming team, so you should be fairly fit as well. The time-honored tradition among siblings is that the older sibling beats the snot out of his/her younger siblings. Believe me, I know, I have two older brothers.

Have you considered kicking him in the balls?
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