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01-02-2010, 03:35 PM #421
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Awesome! Squicktastic inspiration! How's your writer's block now?
Still there. Everything get's plot holes I see while I write and looks like a combination of Crack Lords stories but worse and Nightmare on elm street. And not a good sort.
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01-02-2010, 03:35 PM #422
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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What I don't understand is this - you are 16 and he's 12. So you should be quite a lot taller and bigger than him. And you've been (are?) on the school swimming team, so you should be fairly fit as well. The time-honored tradition among siblings is that the older sibling beats the snot out of his/her younger siblings. Believe me, I know, I have two older brothers.

Have you considered kicking him in the balls?
Ah, well, you see.

1. I'm a bit on the short side; only 5'2.
2. I'm not super-fit.
3. He fences.
4. If I do anything, my parents will kill me.
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01-02-2010, 03:36 PM #423
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.
Ouch! Thats not nice. My brother did that to me a few days ago.

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This is why.
…Some people are soooooooo dumb!!!
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01-02-2010, 03:37 PM #424
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Coffee, part of me really wonders about what kind of a good, young, Jewish girl reads those types of stories, never mind visiting Fox's website.

And another part of me really wonders about the type of idiot who causes these things to happen.

01-02-2010, 03:41 PM #425
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Ah, well, you see.

4. If I do anything, my parents will kill me.
Saddly, its the same for me. If we get into a fight, its almost ALWAYS "my fault!"

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Coffee, part of me really wonders about what kind of a good, young, Jewish girl reads those types of stories, never mind visiting Fox's website.
Don't get me started on a rant about Fox News. It won't end for a long time.
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01-02-2010, 03:42 PM #426
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Coffee, part of me really wonders about what kind of a good, young, Jewish girl reads those types of stories, never mind visiting Fox's website.

And another part of me really wonders about the type of idiot who causes these things to happen.
THE ONE FROM FOX WAS A LINK FROM TV TROPES.

The second? Darwin Awards.

*Starts singing Schadenfreude*
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01-02-2010, 03:46 PM #427
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THE ONE FROM FOX WAS A LINK FROM TV TROPES.

The second? Darwin Awards.

*Starts singing Schadenfreude*
Heehee.

I would sing Schadenfreude as well, but I don't know the tune to that one. So will Ode to Joy in German do?

01-02-2010, 03:46 PM #428
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I hate writers block. I don't even know why I have it… I try but it always get to dark and CrackLordy… Not that your stories are bad I just don't want to write of yours. It took me five minutes to write this.
Poor Odor. Were you still excited about pairing a CrackFiccer with Elan, or is that long forgotten?

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He smashed a gravel-filled snowball into my eye.

This is why.
Yikes! Did it leave you with a blackeye?

That. Is. Sad.

Found it from TVtropes, huh? Was it Too Dumb To Live (not linking because I don't want to disappear for hours)?
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01-02-2010, 03:48 PM #429
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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Ah, well, you see.

1. I'm a bit on the short side; only 5'2.
2. I'm not super-fit.
3. He fences.
4. If I do anything, my parents will kill me.
My sister is the same. She's an angel while theres adults around but the second we are out off sight she starts:
A: Kick me.
B: Screaming off no reason and tell th adults that show up that I hit her.
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01-02-2010, 03:50 PM #430
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Yikes! Did it leave you with a blackeye?

That. Is. Sad.

Found it from TVtropes, huh? Was it Too Dumb To Live (not linking because I don't want to disappear for hours)?
I think it left me with a piece of gravel in my sclera.

Uh, I think so. There were a couple pages that had the link, I think.
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01-02-2010, 03:50 PM #431
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Anyway I wanted to at least post one Story relavent image before going to sleep so here you go
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01-02-2010, 03:54 PM #432
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I think it left me with a piece of gravel in my sclera.

Uh, I think so. There were a couple pages that had the link, I think.
Ick. Hope that doesn't do any damage.
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01-02-2010, 03:56 PM #433
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Ick. Hope that doesn't do any damage.
Same here.

And which was sadder?
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01-02-2010, 04:01 PM #434
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Same here.

And which was sadder?
I'd say the second one. I couldn't stop cringing. Did you see my idea for a Hinjo x Tsukiko fic? I'm a little more skeptical about it today than I was last night. What do you think about it?
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01-02-2010, 04:07 PM #435
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I'd say the second one. I couldn't stop cringing. Did you see my idea for a Hinjo x Tsukiko fic? I'm a little more skeptical about it today than I was last night. What do you think about it?
Lemme guess, because the first one's a good way to go, while the second one is cruel and unusual?

Try it!
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01-02-2010, 04:11 PM #436
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Lemme guess, because the first one's a good way to go, while the second one is cruel and unusual?

Try it!
More or less. Not to mention that while the first one sounded more plausible, the second one was more like OH MY GOD WHO EVEN THINKS OF DOING THAT?!

Okay, I shall! …eventually. I'm having a sleepy sort of day today, so I'm probably putting off any writing until later tonight or tomorrow. I guess I could start plotting, though.
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01-02-2010, 04:11 PM #437
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Now with the new strip up (yes, yes, go look, great joke), I dare someone to write Durkon x Badger V
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01-02-2010, 04:30 PM #438
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What were my challenges with the story again? I had to write my own version of Zanzaril's old avatar (which I've done), use Belkar to kill off Elan and Celia, then get Roy and Harley to hook up.
Right?
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01-02-2010, 04:38 PM #439
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What were my challenges with the story again? I had to write my own version of Zanzaril's old avatar (which I've done), use Belkar to kill off Elan and Celia, then get Roy and Harley to hook up.
Right?
Someone needs to write a OOTS/Batman crossover with Roy/Harley Quinn.

01-02-2010, 04:45 PM #440
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"Who the hell are you anyway, giving out orders like this?"

"What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Bearer of the Crimson Mantle."

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01-02-2010, 04:52 PM #441
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I can't see that happening. Ever.
Besides, if it did, I would feel very sorry for Roy. Messing around with the Joker's punching bag is a sure way to get killed (of course, in regards to the Joker, it's easy to get killed).
And, of course, Harley is evil. She enjoy's killing, she's addicted to it. She doesn't even need the Joker pulling her strings anymore.
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01-02-2010, 04:54 PM #442
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So, it's sort of like Roy/girl!Belkar?
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01-02-2010, 05:01 PM #443
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*Starts singing Schadenfreude*
Right now you are down and out, and feelin' really crappy…

Coffee, you just became twice as cool in my book if this is indeed the Schadenfreude you're talking about.
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01-02-2010, 05:08 PM #444
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My English teacher referenced that song in class one day. He was not suprised that I was familiar with the source.
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01-02-2010, 05:09 PM #445
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Before she turned crazy for Mr. J? Maybe. I wasn't saying that it was realistic, I was just saying that would fit the title more, then pairings that make an extreme amount of sense.

(Oh, and kinda. More like Tsukiko.)
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01-02-2010, 05:15 PM #446
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I decided to let myself be inspired by the whole crackpairing fad. The awful results can be seen in the following spoiler, and I will leave a copy in my signature for quite some time.

(There are many things derived from Canon, obviously, but I have drawn so many "wrong" things in it that, well…)

I shall note that I included at least 2 crackpairings in it, if not more…

Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!
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01-02-2010, 05:22 PM #447
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Let's see… I see Roy/Celia's kid, two of Haley and Elan's kids, Durkon and Hinjo Lien's kid, and… A bald chick with a ponytail? I'm gonna need some help with that last one.
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01-02-2010, 05:24 PM #448
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
O-Chul/Someone?

EDIT: So…

1st. Roy/Celia, Warrior, obvious.
2nd. Elan/Haley, Cleric, meant to represent the divine/healing part of the bard,
3rd. Elan/Haley, Wizard/Sorcerer, represents the Arcane part of the bard,
4th. I'm betting one of Vaarsuviuses kids, maybe a Druid/Wizard.
5th. O'chul/someone?
6. Lien/Durkon, Paladin.
7. I hope not, but maybe a Belkar child? Other then that, it could be the other Vaarsuvius kid, taking Ranger after his/her grandparents.
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01-02-2010, 05:29 PM #449
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The centre one and the last one are V's current kids grown up, right?
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01-02-2010, 05:30 PM #450
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I think so.

The girl with the ponytail makes me think of O-Chul x Miko, but I can't picture Miko getting laid, for some reason…
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