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12-31-2009, 10:39 AM #211
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Back away slowly. Don't make eye contact. Try not to provoke it.

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Also, what do you think of the ending of the Teddiursa-Only run? Appropriate for Elan, no?
Improbably dramatic? Certainly was.
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12-31-2009, 10:40 AM #212
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Back away slowly. Don't make eye contact. Try not to provoke it.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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Improbably dramatic? Certainly was.
One HP left and he defeated the final boss! I was right to name him Elan.
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12-31-2009, 10:42 AM #213
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One HP left and he defeated the final boss! I was right to name him Elan.
Or was it naming him Elan which allowed him to do that?
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12-31-2009, 10:48 AM #214
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Or was it naming him Elan which allowed him to do that?
Good point.

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12-31-2009, 11:09 AM #215
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Good point.

Got any crack pairing ideas?
Not really.
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12-31-2009, 11:11 AM #216
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Not really.
Hmmm…Julia/Durkon, skimpy swim suit? (For extra squick, give it to Durkon?)

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12-31-2009, 11:27 AM #217
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Has anyone noticed that the title of the thread is cracking pairings V? All roads lead to V in crack pairings…

I can't keep up on these threads, eight pages a day is too much.
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12-31-2009, 11:36 AM #218
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Has anyone noticed that the title of the thread is cracking pairings V? All roads lead to V in crack pairings…

I can't keep up on these threads, eight pages a day is too much.
Yup, somebody did. About 6 pages ago.

And yes, it is. Please stay on-topic, guys. (Again, hate to be a killjoy, but we're already nearing 1/5 of the thread).
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12-31-2009, 11:42 AM #219
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Yup, somebody did. About 6 pages ago.

And yes, it is. Please stay on-topic, guys. (Again, hate to be a killjoy, but we're already nearing 1/5 of the thread).
Hey, I'm just providing inspiration here!

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12-31-2009, 12:05 PM #220
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Alright, I’m back home and providing the anticipated sequel (thanks for the compliments eeryone, it’s great to feel appreciated) to “The Worst Thing that Could Ever Happen.”

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”This is ridiculous.” thought Tsukiko, “It’s my dream, so I should be in control and it’s my fantasy so I should enjoy it.”

Xykon and Redcloak’s makeout session was rudely interupted with the word “Disintegrate.” Spoken by a familiar voice, followed by the door being reduced to its componant molecules. In through the recently “unlocked” doorway flew Tsukiko, her hands glowing with blue and purple energy respectively. “Alright, I’m crashing this party.” she said, “I’m in charge now. Bugsby’s swatting hand.” The resulting hang flung Redcloak clear into the the opposite wall.”
“Aaaaargh.” groaned Redcloak.
“Tsukiko please..” begged Xykon as he pulled up his robes.
“Don’t you interfere. Forecage.” ordered Tsukiko, “and you’ll find that that one is a lot less than moderately escapable.” She turned back to where Redcloak was struggly to get up. “This is for the elemental!” she cried, “Quickened maximised empowered polar ray which oddly takes less time to say than polar ray.”
“What power!” said Xykon with awe, “Tsukiko I’m seeing you in a whole new light.” Tsukiko walked up to Redcloak’s fresh corpse. “I’m not done with you yet, create perfect undead.” Redcloak opened his eyes in shock. “There, you are much better this way.” Tsukiko declared, “Back to business. Dismiss forecage. Improved heightened x 42 control undead.” Redcloak’s and Xykon’s eyes began to swirl. “Now kiss me!” she ordered.
“Yeeeeessss, Mistress.” they replied.

I believe that I have to give credit to Zanaril’s old and infamous avatar for some of the inspiration. I also request that we add the acronym UACTDAAP to our vocabulary.

Oh, and I think I’m the winner when it comes to pathetic love lives. I’m 23 and have been on one…thing that one might generously call a date, that was organized by a mutual friend. Also, once when I was in primary school, a girl who claimed that she loved me 9not that I ever believed her), stabbed me in the hand with a compass. (Try using that for inspiration.)

EDIT: Sorry, forgot to add, thanks Lira for the links.
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12-31-2009, 12:13 PM #221
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Alright, I’m back home and providing the anticipated sequel (thanks for the compliments eeryone, it’s great to feel appreciated) to “The Worst Thing that Could Ever Happen.”

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I believe that I have to give credit to Zanaril’s old and infamous avatar for some of the inspiration. I also request that we add the acronym UACTDAAP to our vocabulary.

Oh, and I think I’m the winner when it comes to pathetic love lives. I’m 23 and have been on one…thing that one might generously call a date, that was organized by a mutual friend. Also, once when I was in primary school, a girl who claimed that she loved me (not that I ever believed her), stabbed me in the hand with a compass. (Try using that for inspiration.)

EDIT: Sorry, forgot to add, thanks Lira for the links.
What's the acronym stand for?

…YOWCH.
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12-31-2009, 12:20 PM #222
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What's the acronym stand for?

…YOWCH.
Ultimate And Complete Total Divine And Arcane Power

I decided that asit's her fantasy,I should let her do things that she shouldn't be able to do. Including casting the spellthat she made upon the spot. (Create Perfect Undead). I'm not sure whether or not we want to know what Tsukiko's idea of the perfect undead is, but I'm assuming that it involves a large boost in dexterity and charisma.

…and thanks for the sympathy. It's almost like I was shipped with Tsukiko in real life.
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12-31-2009, 12:23 PM #223
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Ultimate And Complete Total Divine And Arcane Power

I decided that asit's her fantasy,I should let her do things that she shouldn't be able to do. Including casting the spellthat she made upon the spot. (Create Perfect Undead). I'm not sure whether or not we want to know what Tsukiko's idea of the perfect undead is, but I'm assuming that it involves a large boost in dexterity and charisma.

…and thanks for the sympathy. It's almost like I was shipped with Tsukiko in real life.
Ah, thanks.

And no. If you were shipped with Tsukiko in real life, you'd be typing "Brraaaaainns" every other word.
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12-31-2009, 12:27 PM #224
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Ah, thanks.

And no. If you were shipped with Tsukiko in real life, you'd be typing "Brraaaaainns" every other word.
Lol. Maybe I would be if I hadn't escaped.

EDIT: And in case anyone's wondering, no I don't mind if you put me through some very horrible shipping experiances. Luckily for you I'll be the only one with the disturbing mental image.
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12-31-2009, 12:31 PM #225
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Lol. Maybe I would be if I hadn't escaped.

EDIT: And in case anyone's wondering, no I don't mind if you put me through some very horrible shipping experiances. Luckily for you I'll be the only one with the disturbing mental image.
Well, wasn't the zombie virus originally called "African rabies"?

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12-31-2009, 12:45 PM #226
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Well, wasn't the zombie virus originally called "African rabies"?

Nah, I'm not that cruel.
It appears that you are right and the plague started in my country,in the city that I've just visisted . Was, that what you were reffering to?
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12-31-2009, 12:47 PM #227
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It appears that you are right and the plague started in my country,in the city that I've just visisted . Was, that what you were reffering to?
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12-31-2009, 01:03 PM #228
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…Do you have a dog? Please tell me you have a dog.
Um, not since I moved out. Why?
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12-31-2009, 01:12 PM #229
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Um, not since I moved out. Why?
Dogs are excellent zombie detectors.

And to stay on topic:

Tsukiko/Eye of Fear and Flame

Thog/Soon Kim (Desert island)

Celia/Haley (American high school)

Julio/Kubota (Drunk)

V/MitD
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12-31-2009, 01:31 PM #230
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Dogs are excellent zombie detectors.

And to stay on topic:

Thog/Soon Kim (Desert island)

Celia/Haley (American high school)
Have to admit, these two are my favorite.

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Cracklord, I like the cut of your jib. You have a Hellsing avatar brutally kill Belkar. You are my new hero.

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12-31-2009, 01:35 PM #231
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Celia/Haley (American high school)
Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit…
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12-31-2009, 01:38 PM #232
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It's a relief to know I'm not the only one who does this.
I do that too.

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Doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoit…
You just want girl-on-girl, right? *Shakes head, rolls eyes, and sighs* Let me finish my history notes first.
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12-31-2009, 03:02 PM #233
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And here's some Celia/Haley for you guys out there. I added in Elan and did some experimentation with perspective here. Tell me what you guys think.

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Tuesday wasn't shaping up to be a great day. My alarm clock broke and I got a C on my English test.

"Elan," the teacher said, "You've got to shape up here. You've got to spend less time in theater and band and shape up in class. You're a nice kid, but your grades aren't showing it."

I mean, I may not be the brightest guy around, but I try…

So I grabbed my guitar and went to the practice rooms to, well, practice, when I saw my girlfriend cheating on me.

Haley. Making out with someone that was not me. In the practice room.

Now, naughty things happen in the practice rooms with…Disturbing regularity, as my friend in AP Chem likes to say. Let's just say that Sabine has the practice room before me, and I don't think that sticky spot on the carpet is spilled soda…

But Haley?! Haley would never do anything like that! She may like to steal stuff from the Lost and Found bin, but she would never cheat on me! Not even with—Who is that?

Then I got a glimpse of who Haley was making out with—Slim figure, pale skin, nearly white hair, a pink butterfly barrette…Celia.

Oh man, now Roy's gonna be pissed at me; he's had his eyes on her for a while now…

"Haley!" I found myself shouting, even though it sounded more like a pathetic whimper.

At the same time, part of me was screaming "Whatcha doing, my man Elan?! This is HOT! SHUT UP!"

Haley and Celia just looked at me and blushed. "Uh…H-Hi, Elan, sweetie," Haley stammered. Celia just stood there in shock. "It…It was…"

I just felt my lower lip trembling and tried not to cry. "B-But…Haley…I thought…I thought you l-l-loved me…" No good. I felt tears streaming down my face.

This day sucked.

Then I saw Haley and Celia holding me. "No, no, no, Elan. I…I love you. I really do."

"In fact, we were waiting for you!"

"…You were what?"

Haley smiled and winked at me—Winked at the both of us, in fact. "In fact, we were waiting for you to offer you something. Wanna come over to Celia's house tonight? Her parents are out of town, if you know what I mean."

I just kinda stared off into space for a second. My perverted subconscious was throwing a huge party, popping corks off of champagne bottles and dancing naked in the streets. "…Okay," I heard myself saying.

"Perfect! See you tonight, handsome!"

"I'll get the stuff right after school! Oh, and Elan…"

"Yes?"

Haley grinned as she interrupted Celia "…Can the two of us, uhm, practice on each other? While you practice? You can watch if you want," she said while running her hands up and down her Celia's sides as Celia giggled and reached for Haley's waist.

I think I may have dislocated my jaw from that grin.

Uhm…What do you guys think?

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12-31-2009, 03:03 PM #234
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Someone wanted preggers Haerta, no?

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It doesn't really show because she wears such dark clothes…
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12-31-2009, 03:04 PM #235
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Someone wanted preggers Haerta, no?

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It doesn't really show because she wears such dark clothes…
Now that's what I call resurrection!

…I fear for the child.

…Hasn't V heard of a "Protection spell"? Or has V finally cracked from being in so many of our crack pairings?

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12-31-2009, 03:17 PM #236
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Now that's what I call resurrection!

…I fear for the child.

…Hasn't V heard of a "Protection spell"? Or has V finally cracked from being in so many of our crack pairings?

And what did you think of my latest one?
Maybe Birth Control is one of his barred schools.

Kyrie and I never thought we'd need it!

Cute Celia/Haley/Elan, Coffee. I love how one of Elan's first thoughts when he saw it was Celia was that Roy was going to pissed at him.

12-31-2009, 03:17 PM #237
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…Hasn't V heard of a "Protection spell"? Or has V finally cracked from being in so many of our crack pairings?
Heh, if V wants to start a new family, he doesn't need protection.

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And what did you think of my latest one?
Oh, I didn't see your latest post. That's just embarassing.

I liked it. It was cute and funny. You should specify who the "he" is in the second paragraph, though.

Elan truly is the luckiest member of the Order.

Anyway, I'm running out of poses for my preggers pictures. That's sad.
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12-31-2009, 03:21 PM #238
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Oh, I didn't see your latest post. That's just embarassing.

I liked it. It was cute and funny. You should specify who the "he" is in the second paragraph, though.

Elan truly is the luckiest member of the Order.
Why, thank you. "He" is the teacher.

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Cute Celia/Haley/Elan, Coffee. I love how one of Elan's first thoughts when he saw it was Celia was that Roy was going to pissed at him.
Isn't that just like Elan, though?
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12-31-2009, 03:23 PM #239
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Isn't that just like Elan, though?
Yeah, that's why I liked it. I was like: d'Aww! He would think that!

12-31-2009, 03:24 PM #240
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He'd also invite Roy, too.
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