Haley: I do feel, Roy, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
Roy: Agreed. Durkon?
Durkon: Yeah. I think Haley's point of view is very valid, Roy, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man—
Vaarsuvius: Or woman.
Durkon: Or woman… to rid himself—
Vaarsuvius: Or herself.
Durkon: Or herself.
Roy: Agreed.
Durkon: Thank you, brother.
Vaarsuvius: Or sister.
Durkon: Or sister. Where was I?
Roy: I think you'd finished.
Durkon: Oh. Right.
Roy: Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man—
Vaarsuvius: Or woman.
Roy: Why don't you shut up about women, V. You're putting us off.
Vaarsuvius: Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Roy.
Durkon: Why are you always on about women, Vaarsuvius?
Vaarsuvius: I want to be one.
Roy: What?
Vaarsuvius: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
Roy: What?!
Vaarsuvius: It's my right as a man.
Haley: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, 'Suvie?
Vaarsuvius: I want to have babies.
Roy: You want to have babies?!
Vaarsuvius: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Roy: But… you can't have babies.
Vaarsuvius: Don't you oppress me.
Roy: I'm not oppressing you, V. You haven't got a womb! — Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
Vaarsuvius: [crying]
Haley: Here! I— I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Goblins', but that he can have the right to have babies.
Durkon: Good idea, Haley. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
Roy: What's the point?
Durkon: What?
Roy: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
Durkon: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Roy: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.