Belkar was happily enjoying a pastrami sandwich, doing his best to ignore the heavily panting paladin mount right behind him. Finally, Argent's pleading (And repeated attempts to steal the sandwich), got to be too much for Belkar. He was about to kick the smelly oversized mutt off the ship when he got an evilly fantastic idea. Hopefully this pastrami would give a good enough circumstance bonus…
"So, Argent, you want some of this yummy pastrami, don't you?"
"Well, first you have to…"
"HINJO! Argent's humping my leg again! Make him stop!"
"Oh no Lien; not you too! Down! Down Argent! Bad boy!"
"Twelve Gods; I told you to get him neutered!"