ABD/Jirix

Jirix was searching the sewers for Xykon's phylactery along with a small squad of Hobgoblins.
They had been down here for hours and to be honest, he was getting quite nervous.

There had been reports of patrol squads going missing lately whenever they went into the sewers and considering that he was the only one in the whole squad with any actual Class levels he thought himself justified in being worried.
Unfortunately for him it would turn out that he was correct in his fear that something bad was going to happen.

He suddenly heard a scream from one of his fellow Hobgoblins and turned around just in time to see the whole rest of his squad getting massacred in a single round by a Big. Freaking. Black. Dragon!

"AHHHHH!!!"

The dragon turned to him now…
He really didn't like the way it was looking at him.


Meanwhile the Demon Roaches were watching the Teevo.

"Man that's some hot stuff"
"Oh yeah"
"What's up with you two?"

"What's going on in he-" Redcloak started as he walked through the door only to interrupt himself and cover his eye with his hands "MY EYE! MY POOR USELESS EYE!"


The ABD took a step back and looked at the now unconscious Hobgoblin.
She had what she needed so there really was no point in keeping him alive, besides she was getting a little hungry.

Jirix was quickly devoured.

It would be such a shame to waste all these delicious bodies…

And there went the rest of the squad.


"That's going straight to the hips" the first roach said.
"Hey, where did the goblin go?" the second one asked.


Meanwhile Redcloak was running around screaming and looking for the brain bleach.

"WHERE DID THEY PUT THE BRAIN BLEACH!?"

Little did he know that the guys beyond the fourth wall had already used it all up.

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