Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel

One of Giantitp’s newest forumites was scanning the threads in the Oots sub-forum for something to read. A long thread caught his eye. “Crack pairings.” he thought, “Seems pretty popular. How bad could it be?” With that he began to read through the archive.

An hour later, he began to twitch. After another hour, his fragile mind had completely snapped. He got up and walked over to his mirror. “Who’s the sexy swordsman?” he asked his reflection, “You are Julio Scoundrel, my boy. Now come a little closer.” He leaned forward and began to kiss the mirror. He was really going to enjoy this.

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