Mr.Scruffey watched as a dark portal opened in front of him and out walked a dark cat. It appeared to have a broach in place of one of its eyes. “Meeow?” asked Mr. Scruffy.
“MEEOW!” came the answer so full of hatred and POWER! That it could rip souls from their bodies.
“Actually,” thought Mr. Scruffy, “spending some time in the fires of the Abyss does sound like a hot date.” And so he followed the cat back through the portal, his only question being, “I wonder if the fact that He has a wand for a tongue will make things more interesting.”
Translated into English:
“Who are you?” asked Mr. Scruffy.
“I AM THE DARK LORD OF FELINES AND YOU WILL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME IN THE FIRES OF THE ABYSS.” came the answer