=== Vaarsuvius' Diary (SECRET!! DO NOT READ!) ===
14 September 1409 — Monday — Partially Cloudy
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius were walking together in the park. They sat down for a rest and Aarindarius saw some butterflies flying by. They were very pretty butterflies, and one was purple and one was lilac and they were spiralling around each other.
"Aren't those butterflies beautiful?" asked Aarindarius. "They are just like you and me."
Vaarsuvius was head over heels with joy. "I love you, Aarindarius!" she exclaimed. "I love you too, Vaarsuvius!" Aarindarius responded happily. Then they got married and became famous magic teachers and lived happily ever after.