Dear Vaarsuvius,
Are you sure that this is such a good idea? Aarindarius is your teacher! And he knows that you're friends with me. Plus he's really smart, so I bet he'll figure out that you're the one who wrote that letter really quick. I don't want you to get in trouble, and I don't want me to get in trouble for helping you. I don't think it's a good idea. As your friend, I'm telling you that this isn't a good idea. I mean, if your parents found out that you were writing love letters to your teacher, what would they say?
In the end I guess it's your decision. But if you get in trouble, I'm not admitting to anything. Okay? I'm not!
Your Friend,
Inkyrius
P. S. When I say I'm not, I really mean that I'm not! I won't cover for you again like that time with the cheesecake! I spent a whole week cleaning that mess up!