Durkon/Demon Roach

Durkon: Redcloak! Ye reign of terror ends today!

Redcloak: Oh yeah? Well suck on this!

Redcloak casts destruction, and Durkon is destroyed. When he wakes up, he finds himself alone in a cell with a cleric demon roach, sitting on an oversized diamond.

Demon Roache: Your alive!!!

The roach falls top the floor as the diamond disappears

Durkon: Och, what foul trickery is this?

Demon Roach: No, handsome one! No trickery, my beloved!

Durkon: …

Durkon: Yer what?

Demon Roach: Redcloak killed you, but I raised you, 2 months later. I love you Durkon! I couldn't wait to -

Durkon: Plugging his ears Thor's overtanked liver! Don' continue, please, lad!

Demon Roach: sidling closer Come on, Durkon.

Durkon: On his knees Och, NO! Please NOOOOO!

Several hundered miles away

Elan: Did somebody just do something cheesy? I got this feeling…

Roy: Shut up, Elan

Back in the cell

Durkon: I'll kill ye! THOR'S MIGHT!!!!!

Durkon: Y'know, this ain't that bad…

Several hours later. Thor's might has not yet worn off.

Demon Roach: C'mon, Durky-baby.

Durkon: That's the stuff, Roachy.

Demon Roach: I'd just love it if you were normal sized. I've had about enough of hugging something my size.

Durkon: Anything for you, babe.

Durkon returns to normal size.

Demon Roach: I IS BEING SQUISHLED DOWN HERE!!!

Roach: Och, sorry, babe.

The door to the cell is thrown open.

Xykon: What is this rumpus? I could hear you from the other side of Azure City!

Xykon: …

Xykon: REDCLOAK!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, AND BRING A SPELL OF BLINDNESS!!!!!!!

Redcloak and MitD: What is it?

Redcloak: Um, sir? I suggest we don't let the creature in the darkness see this.

with wide eyes and a drooling mouth Too late! Ooooooooooooo.

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