Durkon: Redcloak! Ye reign of terror ends today!
Redcloak: Oh yeah? Well suck on this!
Redcloak casts destruction, and Durkon is destroyed. When he wakes up, he finds himself alone in a cell with a cleric demon roach, sitting on an oversized diamond.
Demon Roache: Your alive!!!
The roach falls top the floor as the diamond disappears
Durkon: Och, what foul trickery is this?
Demon Roach: No, handsome one! No trickery, my beloved!
Durkon: Yer what?
Demon Roach: Redcloak killed you, but I raised you, 2 months later. I love you Durkon! I couldn't wait to -
Durkon: Plugging his ears Thor's overtanked liver! Don' continue, please, lad!
Demon Roach: sidling closer Come on, Durkon.
Durkon: On his knees Och, NO! Please NOOOOO!
Several hundered miles away
Elan: Did somebody just do something cheesy? I got this feeling…
Roy: Shut up, Elan
Back in the cell
Durkon: I'll kill ye! THOR'S MIGHT!!!!!
Durkon: Y'know, this ain't that bad…
Several hours later. Thor's might has not yet worn off.
Demon Roach: C'mon, Durky-baby.
Durkon: That's the stuff, Roachy.
Demon Roach: I'd just love it if you were normal sized. I've had about enough of hugging something my size.
Durkon: Anything for you, babe.
Durkon returns to normal size.
Demon Roach: I IS BEING SQUISHLED DOWN HERE!!!
Roach: Och, sorry, babe.
The door to the cell is thrown open.
Xykon: What is this rumpus? I could hear you from the other side of Azure City!
Xykon: REDCLOAK!!! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, AND BRING A SPELL OF BLINDNESS!!!!!!!
Redcloak and MitD: What is it?
Redcloak: Um, sir? I suggest we don't let the creature in the darkness see this.
with wide eyes and a drooling mouth Too late! Ooooooooooooo.